Bye Bye Boobs *waves* :D

The life and times of my boobs “Sheila & Mary” ……. ;)

A long time ago in a wee village in the countryside lived a girl with a miniscule chest! Her mum had big boobs, her aunties and cousins did, every bloody female in the family did ……even her brother had bigger boobs ! :O  This made her feel bosom deprived! :/

One day after finding one of her chicken fillets in the corridor at work … hadn’t noticed it had fallen out and became a major trip hazard…. she decided for health & safety reasons that she ought to have them sown in so they weren’t so dangerous! (Always thinking of others!)  ;) (y)

So 11 years and 4 boob jobs later…… Sheila and Mary have seen (not so flat) flat mates come and go! They have decided enough is enough and they would rather be on their own! The flat mates have been nothing but a problem…..changing shape, moving constantly , one south, one north, gosshhhh! Why cant they just settle in their homes and be happy!!! Awkward buggers!


So basically due to my hyperactive implants that wont sit still my surgeon has decided they are out of control and all he can do is remove them!

So I will go from a C cup (with the flat mates) to possibly an A cup (empty flat!) :O   (gosh that’s an attractive description if ever I heard one…!) :v

After 4 months of empty flat I will have the option to have them put back in…..or not! This decision i’ve not made as yet!  But I don’t think I can bothered with anymore hassle, as much I do love hospital breakfast (they even have a wine list!!)

Back in the day….I never wanted huge boobs, just a bit of something to feel more in proportion.  I’ve never liked the look of fake boobs, as actual boobs oddly, I just wanted the shape I guess!  (oh the joys of reflection!)

So 10th November 2014 I will be having them removed. I’ll be back & fit to work 3 weeks after. I will have little scars under my boobs, but I already have, so that will be no different.

But in all seriousness the relevant thing is I will have much smaller boobs and will look different.

So any bookings after this date….this is the boob status (y)   Of course anyone already booked has already been informed, but for any future bookings, just to make people aware :)

I will still model to the same levels and nothing will change that way.

I will further update on Sheila & Mary in the future to let you know whether or not I decide to let the flat mates back in, or whether they have seen their final day!

For now, Thanks a million and lots of love from Sheila & Mary xxxx <3